} // ]]> Like hell I ever needed you.


My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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Everyone is someone’s devil.

Matthew Hicks, Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend (via larmoyante)

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